John pumpeth

Before and after laughter

Jazz hands!

Pro tan is messy

But not being dark on stage is messier

I wasn't kidding

So far weight is cool. The real test will be when I wake up. 154 or
else!

Ridiculousness

I touched on the silliness to come...
But now it's out of control

Pictured:

Chicken in a biskit, trader joes veggie chips, triscuits, wheat thins, tj's pita chips (garlic and cinn/sugar) 3 types of tj's granola bars, tj's caramel corn, tj's seasoned tortilla chips, ho ho's, hostess carrot cakes, tj wasabi bites, cinnamon toast cunch, reese's puffs, and honey bunches of oats. oh ya and rice cakes (but those are for day of carbup)

Not pictured (freezer) skinny cows, microwave 7 layer burritos, and 2 costco lasagnas.

Gastrointestinal meltdown here i come!

I <3 Mom

Ya ya, everyone's mom is the best.

But my mom, is wayyyyyy better. I checked my evite this morning to see if there's any new RSVPs. She finally responded, and thanks to the wonders of print screen and paint, you can also enjoy:



A) peep her email address (loves Dennis Rodman)
B) Beotch! Nuff said.

5

This is a jug.
A 5 gallon jug.

In efforts to shed subcutaneous water (which ultimately blurs definition,) John and I are drinking 5 gallons of water from Sunday till Thursday.

To give you a little perspective, 5 gallons of water is equal to about 40 standard bottles of water.

To prevent electrolyte loss which can result in such bad things as, uh, death, we've also upped our sodium intake. I'm salting the hell out of food, drinking broth, and even licking palms full of salt.

This is the last extreme act in this journey. I think. haha.