RTY Bday Photo Recap

It started with drinks with Michael

When Chuck Norris Gets Hungover, He Doesn't Throw Up, He Throws Down
AKA
Anyone Can Piss on the Floor, but Chuck Norris can Shit on the Ceiling...

Then on Thursday, Dinner at Front Porch

I can't front on the front porch!
Too Much Chickeny Goodness!!!

It's a Nice Day for a White...

Friday: Straits @ Santana Row/Kanye/NERD/Rihanna/Lupe Fiasco

Strait Delicious!
Water break during Rihanna's set

That chick stole my hat, and looks better in it!

Saturday: Drinks at home and Dancing at Kitty's

Who shot ya?
Where my ladies at?
Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!
Which eye? It doesnt matter!

John's Shirt was so Hood (maybe if it had a hood it wouldn't have happened?)

Lemme smell your face
(Smells good)

So hardcore...

I was on BART last week thinking I was hardcore while cruising with my
ball and chain when I look over at this lady who has this rollie thing
filled with plastic bags.

I look a lil closer and the bags are all sporadically moving and shaking.

Something was alive in there. It sorta freaked me out (enough to snap a pic of it.)

This lady is hardcore and likes her protein fresh!

Sleep not a luxury

a necessity: here

Day of the Birth

On June 5 1981 at 9:43 AM

Somehow This:

Became This:

and then later, somehow this:
Became This:

happy birthday to me!

Grow Forth!

Get Smart For Free

iTunes has a feature called iTunesU, where you can search thousands of archived lectures from such prestigious Universities as, say, UC Berkeley...

Being the nerd that I am I was strolling down memory lane, as I took a course with the world renowned Marian C. Diamond (who gained notoriety for studying Einsteins Brain. Literally looking at that dude's grey matter.) I took her class in the fall of some year that I probably wasted being drunk- I'm not gonna front like I was some whiz-kid who aced all his classes, I was a mediocre student, butI always liked learning when I didn't have to, and on this fine evening there were no quizzes, no tests, nothing of the sort!

At about 8:45 of her Muscular System 2 Lecture, she is quoted:

"In bodybuilders, you see what we call tendinous inscriptions going across the muscle mass like this... IN most of us you dont see them, but in bodybuilders they have strengthened them so, that you can see these inscriptions, just to show what extreme use of them can do!"

I was amped because that is the hugest shout out from one of the world's foremost experts on the human body. Bodybuilders rejoice!

On a funnier note, she refers to the Linnea Alba at about 10:50. Then goes on to say,

"Could you believe it? I had a student in class once who was called the Linnea Alba, I never had to ask if the parents were anatomists- why that was used, I dont know... "

I actually knew Linnea, she was really sweet and stayed in my dorm, LOL!

3 of these things bit me today

A lot of superheroes get their start this way- get bit by an animal and they wake up the next day with superhuman powers.


Stay tuned: I got legs tomorrow, if I set all new records, I can thank him.
If not, I need a new job.

Ryan Poseth!