Where's Ryan?
Monday, January 12, 2009
It aint enough...
So what does this have to do with bodybuilding?
We're still in the hour of the resolutioner. I think that a lot of folks think that you can buy your way to a new you, that they can get fit by association.
Gyms are hustling hard to corral scores of folks looking to make positive changes to their health and physique in the New Year. They make you sign up for a year because they know they'll only have to put up with most of em through March at the latest.
Belonging to a gym is not enough.
Ab lounge, ab blaster, PX90, the perfect pullup, perfect pushup, bowflex.
Buying these gadgets aren't enough.
Jenny craig, slimfast, Alli, Hydroxycut, Nutrisystem.
Joining these programs are not enough.
I will admit that above actions are a step in the right direction (albeit a small one.) They say that people have a higher chance to succeed with their health/fitness goals when money is on the line. I dont think that's necessarily true (unless you will lose a large sum if you dont get to a certain goal.) I think complacency sets in once you've put your money out there- "I have a gym membership, now pass me that donut!"
Positive change, like familial love, has to be earned, with sweat, hard work, and consistently doing the right thing.
Friday, January 9, 2009
How To Get Big
In an effort to make this blog more useful to my readers, I want to expound on certain topics "how to get ripped" "how to get bigger arms" or today's, and perhaps the oldest and most sought after goal by most guys who've ever picked up a weight. This topic has been addressed 100000 times, but it's still the #1 question I get.
"How do I get big?"
The answer is actually surprisingly simple. Again, there's a difference between "simple" and "easy" a principle can be simple, it's application is the hard part.
Sports are simple. Hit the ball with your bat. Put the leather ball through the round ring. Actually being good is a whole 'nother beast.
Quite simply you can get big by giving your body a reason to get bigger. Lift big, eat big, grow. You can't give that information to a neophyte lifter and expect the best results.
1) Weight training- I wont outline a program because I'm of the belief that for the beginner, almost anything you do will work. I will speak in generalities.
- You must be dynamic in training, not sticking with the same weights/exercises for weeks on end. Keep the body guessing-force your body to adapt to increasing heavy loads.
- Good form trumps heavy load, ALWAYS. You're trying to build muscle not powerlift.
- Develop mind muscle connection- if you dont feel the muscle working, IT'S NOT! How many times have you benched and felt your delts/triceps tire out before your chest?
- Don't overtrain- more is not better. Intense is better. You should be out of the gym in an hour. 3-4 sessions per week is sufficient.
- Get a training partner- not only do they provide motivation and a spot, they also provide accountability.
- Focus on multi-joint exercises. If a lift involves just your triceps in isolation, it is less beneficial than something that involves your chest, delts and triceps.
- Shoot for 1.5 grams of protein/lb of bodyweight, broken up into 5-6 meals.
- Dont ignore healthy fats. Mono and polyunsaturated fats are an easy way to get your calories up, as well as burn some fat. Drizzle olive oil on your veggies, you'll be glad you did.
- Meat builds meat- don't get me wrong, protein shakes are easy ways to up your intake, but limit the protein shakes to no more than 2 per day.
- Have a shake within 30 minutes of the completion of your training- this time period is referred to as the "anabolic window."
- Take a multivitamin
- Drink as much water your can stomach ~1 gallon a day. A dehydrated muscle is a catabolic muscle. Also aids in digestion of all that food you're pounding down.
- Don't think bigger is always better. Another rookie mistake is to just eat a ton of crap just for the sake of getting the scale to move. You actually look bigger when you're leaner.
3) Miscellaneous
- Set goals. Why are you training in the first place? Do you want to look like Brad Pitt in fight club? Do you want to look like Arnold in Commando? Do you want to impress a girl (like the poor chap in the Atlas ad?) Find that image and put it somewhere you'll see it often. No one can help you get to your destination if you don't know where you want to go. BTW working out for a female is probably the worst reason to get in shape. If she don't want you, what you gonna do you gonna stop training?
- Track your progress- you want as many measures of progress as possible- record your weight, this will keep you motivated. One week your weight might not change, but your bicep may be a 1/4 inch bigger.
- Get your 8 hours of sleep. You dont build a thing IN the gym, but at home while resting and even more while sleeping.
- Avoid alcohol binges. A drink now and again wont kill you, but drinking actually lowers your testosterone, reduces the amount of deep sleep you get (recovery,) and throws off your diet.
- Skip excessive supplements. I've seen the ads, I've fallen victim. Guys on steroids pushing supplements with steroid like claims. A good whey and creatine monohydrate will be more than beneficial. Save your money for meat.
- BE PATIENT. Rome wasn't built overnight, and neither will your newfound muscle.
- Have Fun. If you're obsessing over missing a meal or a workout (I've been there,) you'll get burnt out real quick, and so will your significant other.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
The sound and the fury
Today is my first day back at work since mid December.
rice cake firecrackers not pictured
Every day my monestary-esque office area is interrupted with the rumblings of my 2 scoops of WPI and 2 tbsps of organic peanut butter mixing and mashing up with ice, followed by the distinct crunch of rice cakes.
Sounds like Ryan's back.
When our team won the tug-o-war last year, I told them don't thank me, thank the daily adherence to building a bigger stronger physique. Thank the protein shakes that probably annoy you for 20 seconds every day.
Some call it morning snack- I call it one step closer.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Chainsaw
**Kachin-kuh**
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**Kachin-kuh**
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**Kachin-kuh wurrrrrrrrrrrrrr**

Today a chain saw* woke me up. Why anyone in a condo needs a chain saw is beyond me. Why they need to use it at 8am is also beyond me. Since my extended stay back home in Monterey, my sleep schedule has been FUBAR'd- but I guess nothing was gonna let me fail today as God gave me the proper wake up call.
What I do know is that today is the day I join the throngs of Americans getting back into the gym. My time off was programmed. Heavy weights can't be lifted without periods of break, to give the nervous system, joints, and associated parts their recovery. Let's see what the resolutioners can bring today!
On Deck: Incline db press, standing military press, v-bar pushdown, 1 arm db rows, and deadlifts. But boy am I ever itchin to get back at it! Got a few good good meals in me now it's time to get at it!
*ok it wasn't a chain saw, but a high powered washer being used right outside my window. Chain saw sounds cooler though doesnt it?
Thursday, January 1, 2009
New Year!
January-
Along with Big Medium John, began my 2nd contest prep, and this blog CMC turns 29
February-
Had my 1st cheat meal, Valentine's day at Limon (where Carrie and I met)
March-
Taco cheat meal!
April-
Competed in the Fresno Classic
May-
Placed 2nd in novice/open lightweight at the 2008 Contra Costa, celebrated 1 year dating Carrie
June-
Turned 27, celebrated 1 year as a homeowner, Kanye's Concert
July-
A special roommate moved in, Marine World Trip!
August-
Baby Bryce was born!
September-
Jimmy's Bachelor Cruise, Vernon goes 12, Mikej goes 27
October-
Big Medium John turns 27, and I brought out my inner traitor
November-
OBAMA!!!
December-
Jerm turns 20, Rick turns 30, Guma Passed

It's gonna be a real fun year.
Goals:
As you could tell from my post last month, I dont care much for resolutions, or resolutioners, but I like to set goals. A few:
1) Read Everyday: I got some cool books for Christmas: Randy Pausch's Last lecture, Dave Draper's Brother Iron Sister Steel and Outliers (Malcolm Gladwell) to na
2) Eat Big: I'm taking a year off from competition so I really need to get going on that good growth.
3) Track my diet: I recently downloaded an application called Livestrong daily tracker. I want to make sure that I get all my protein, and tracking my macronutrient intake will be crucial for the next goal.
4) Get my abs back:
5) Keep in touch with friends/loved ones: After Guma passed I noticed mom and hugged a lilttle harder, kissed a little more, and told each other we loved each other much more often. To use Kanye's words: "Give people the roses while they can still smell em."
6) Post every weekday (at least): I'm playing with the thought of having a running column, like "Training Talk Tuesdays" etc. I want to make this blog useful to my readers and help me stay sharp.
Other 09 happenings:
Carrie turns 30
Carrie will give me her life for 4 weeks and we'll see how much leaner we can go.
Back to the Arnold with John
Japan trip!
Christine and Richard's Wedding
Jeremy Turns 21 (vegas anyone?)
Let's do it live in 2009!
Monday, December 29, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Oh Lord, Here Come The Resolutioners...

So I was chatting with my dude Karl, and he asked me if my gym get's that 2-month wave of what I call "resolutioners." With all that's going on in my life I hadn't realized that the wave is coming, and irritation immediately set in.
Resolutioners are those folks who resolve to make a serious lifestyle change which includes a diet and fitness regimen in the New Year. Now I'd love nothing more than to see people make positive change in their lives, but usually January and February is fraught with newbie gym-goers who talk to much, rest too long, and don't put their weights back. And they always seem to be on the machine that I want.
Anyways, this article from T-Nation pretty much sums it up.
"Well, Bob, I guess you could use the term bodybuilder if you really need a label for what it is we do. Most of us actually don't stand on stage and compete, though. We lift weights and manipulate our diets so that we'll look good naked. Sure, it's healthy too, and we'll probably live a longer and more productive life than the average guy, but mostly it's about the naked thing. Truthfully, it goes beyond even that.
"Let's be honest here. We do it because of people like you, Bob. We look at you sitting there with your gut hanging over your belt and we watch you grunt and groan just getting out of a chair. Guys like you are our inspiration, Bob. You're better than Anthony Robbins, Bill Phillips, Deepak Chopra, and Zig fucking Ziglar all wrapped up into one. We love it when guys like you talk about not having time to exercise. Every time we see you munching on a bag of potato chips, you inspire us. You're my shot in the arm, Bob, my living and breathing wake-up call, my own personal success coach.
The entire article is here: